My eyes are bleeding! My eyes are bleeding!

I woke up one morning and noticed that the whites of my eyes had turned red. When I got in to see the doctor, he said, "Whoa! It's as if you're bleeding out your eyes." And I said, "Is that a legitimate medical opinion, because it doesn't really sound like one." And he said, "What, just because I'm a doctor, does that mean I'm not allowed to use descriptive language?" And I said, "I'm aware of what it looks like, but I was hoping to get a clinical diagnosis. That's why I came here." "Fine," he said in a bit of a huff, "you're having a massive stroke. Happy now?" I wasn't. I would have preferred the bloody eyes, truth be told.