Thursday, May 04, 2006

Lenny Chookoo was a real cheap bastard

I just got back from Lenny Chookoo's funeral, where everyone was telling their favorite Lenny stories. All I could think about was how cheap he was. Every time I'd ask him to buy me a sandwich, he'd be like, "I'm still paying off bills from my throat cancer surgery" this, or "I have to support my adult retarded brother in the group home" that. Man, he always had an excuse to get out of buying me stuff. I'd be like, "Lenny, it's $7 for Christ's sake - $8.50 with a soda. Do you really think that's going to put your retarded brother on the street or keep you from getting your synthesized voice box?" Jesus, he was cheap.

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