I've been banned from Madame Shu's Massage Parlor

Never again will I take advice from Johnny Newpants. I'll never feel the gentle touch of Quifi MaMa's hands again because I've been officially banned from Madame Shu's Massage Parlor. How was I supposed to know that screaming "thatswhatimtalkingabout!" in a high-pitched voice would distinctly sound like a derogatory phrase for a Chinese peasant whore? What are the chances of that, for Christ's sake? They can't be very good. Oh, Quifi MaMa, I will never forget you, my sweet love.