Thursday, May 18, 2006

That kid with the hockey helmet is whacking that pine tree with a 2 x 4 again

Christ, that neighborhood kid who wears the hockey helmet all day long was out in front of his house all morning whacking that pine tree with a 2 x 4 again. I went down to ask him to stop, but, before I could, he jumped on his BMX and started riding around in tight little circles. Then he started hootin' and hollering' and ripped off his t-shirt and was waving it around over his head. "Are you some kind of retard?" I asked him. "Would a retard be able to do this?" he asked. It appeared as if he was preparing to pull a one-handed wheely or some shit when a brick came flying through the air and hit him right in the nose. No one owned up to throwing it, but my money's on Bucky Finger. That's just something he'd do - hit a retarded kid in the face with a brick.

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