My cellmate doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who bluffs about sodomy

Getting back to my previous posting about bail money, has anyone been able to scratch some together? My cellmate has vowed to plow me tonight if I don't come up with bail money for both of us and, quite frankly, he doesn't strike me as someone who bluffs about sodomy. So, if you were considering helping me with bail, I'd really, really, REALLY appreciate it if you could try to post it before nightfall. Thanks for your consideration.