Quifi MaMa really hurt my feelings, I think
I saw Quifi MaMa walking on the street the other day. (In case you don't recall, Quifi MaMa was my "masseuse" at Madame Shu's Massage parlor before I was banned for screaming out, in the middle of an orgasm, the phrase "That's what I'm talking about!" in a high-pitched, rapid-paced manner that, apparently, formed the same sounds that would be used in Mandarin to describe a dirty peasant whore.) "Hi, Quifi MaMa," I said to her optimistically.
"Why don't you go buy cookies at supermarket!" she barked back at me.
"Well, maybe I will, Quifi MaMa! Maybe I will" I yelled back at her as she walked away.
God, I thought to myself later, that really hurt my feelings. Why did she have to say that to me? And then a few minutes later, after I had some time to digest her insult, I was like, "What the fuck did she mean by that, anyway? Go buy cookies at supermarket?" Let me know if you have any ideas.
"Why don't you go buy cookies at supermarket!" she barked back at me.
"Well, maybe I will, Quifi MaMa! Maybe I will" I yelled back at her as she walked away.
God, I thought to myself later, that really hurt my feelings. Why did she have to say that to me? And then a few minutes later, after I had some time to digest her insult, I was like, "What the fuck did she mean by that, anyway? Go buy cookies at supermarket?" Let me know if you have any ideas.
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