Why's everybody laughing at my perm?

Why's everybody laughing at my perm? It looks good, right? I mean, I think it looks good. It's all wavey and full-bodied. Yeah, it looks good. I'm pretty sure it looks good. Seriously, how does it look? Only your honest opinion will help. Do I look like an ass? I look like an ass, don't I? What the fuck was I thinking? What self-respecting man gets his hair permed? Well, what the hell do I do now? I paid $250 to look like a douche bag. What? You don't think it looks that bad? Do you think I should keep it? Really? No, seriously, how does it really look?