Some other slaps to the face my mommy has made famous

Here are just a few of the other slap to the face moves my mommy has made famous over the years:

The High-Low. She approaches you with her arms outstretched, as if she's coming in for a hug. Then she slaps you in the face with both hands simultaneously, one hand striking high - around the temple - and the other striking low - around the jaw, causing your head to rotate violently on its vertical axis, like a ferris wheel (opposed to its horizontal axis, which would be more like a helicopter).

The Rednecker. She approaches you with her hand in a slap-ready position, but right before she launches it, she kicks you in the shins. When you reach down to soothe the pain, she uses all of her weight to slap down on the back of your neck, leaving a deep, deep welt that makes you look like an Alabama farmer in the middle of August. Also, if she catches you just right, your hair will probably fall out on impact.

The Deuce. This one involves my mommy sneaking up on you and slapping you flush in the mouth in such a way that a large air pocket is forced down into your intestines, leaving you with a strange, but very real, sensation that you need to make a bowel movement.