Joey Coconut got elephantitis in his ass

"I heard Joey Coconut got elephantitis in his ass."
"In his what?"
"In his ass."
"In his ass?"
"Right."
"Joey Coconut got elephantitis in his ass?"
"That's what I heard."
"Jesus. How did he get that?"
"I think a mosquito bit him."
"Holy smokes. How does he get around?"
"I don't think he does. I heard he lies in bed all day. His ass is huge."
"How big is it?"
"I heard it was like 125 pounds and too fat to fit in pants. He has to wear a mumu."
"Are you trying to tell me that Joey Coconut got elephantitis in his ass?"
"That's what I'm telling you."
"Really?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Then why did you say he did?"
"I didn't."
"Yes, you did."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did."
"Fuck you."