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August 4, 1898: Packard goes for a test drive
On a visit to the Winton automobile plant with his brother James, William D. Packard test drives one of the company's vehicles, accompanied by George L. Weiss, a Winton executive. When Weiss won't stop playing with the vehicle's choke knob, Packard exacts revenge by double-parking on Weiss's Benz Patent Motorwagen, then proceeds to bang Weiss's wife for the next 2 years.
On a visit to the Winton automobile plant with his brother James, William D. Packard test drives one of the company's vehicles, accompanied by George L. Weiss, a Winton executive. When Weiss won't stop playing with the vehicle's choke knob, Packard exacts revenge by double-parking on Weiss's Benz Patent Motorwagen, then proceeds to bang Weiss's wife for the next 2 years.
posted by Corn_Sorter at 12:50 PM
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It's hard to blame old William B. Packard, though. Weiss's wife was well-known for having knockers out to here and a quick-release corset to facilitate the digital manipulation of her assets. It's in the history books if you don't believe me.
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